Porn star runs for Parliament – Anna Arrowsmith is ‘liberal’ in every sense

She is well acquainted with all things blue but the first woman in Britain to direct adult films will be displaying colours of a different hue when she stands at the next general Election.

Anna Arrowsmith is the new face of the Liberal Democrats in the UK. Personally, I can’t wait to scrutinise her expenses claims.

The 38-year-old, whose movie epics have included such delights as ‘Where’s The Rent Boys?’ – said she believes women are under-represented in Parliament and wants to clean the place up after the MPs expenses scandal.

Good on her. And at least her background is, shall we say, transparent.

Mrs Arrowsmith, who is contesting Tory Adam Holloway’s seat in Gravesham, Kent, said: “I have worked all my life to set up a successful business and I want to fight for the rights of people in Gravesham.”

She has made some 300 ‘female friendly’ porn flicks and, in her guise as porn bigwig, works under the pseudonym Anna Span.

She began shooting porn films after graduating from Central St Martins School of Art with a degree in Fine Art (Film & Video) in 1998.

And she’s just given us a chance to speculate which other MPs should star in her first ever Westminster porn movie – working title ‘(Going) Down In G Street’ or, maybe, the simple but elegant ‘Hung Parliament’?

Obvious candidates include:
• Ed Balls
• Dick Bacon (MP for South Norfolk)
• Black Rod
• John Cummings (MP for Easington)
• Peter Bone (MP for Wellingborough)

Go on Anna. We know you want to.

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